the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
