would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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