Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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