Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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