My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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