NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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