we have pet lesbian snakes
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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