Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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