That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
false alarm. still invincible.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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