You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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