I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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