Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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