why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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