how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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