We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
this hospital has no fireball
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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