It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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