Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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