Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
