Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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