we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I need to align my fucking chakras
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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