There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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