I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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