This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize