he wants to bone in the snuggie
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
