If that was your dad, he is hot
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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