just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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