Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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