Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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