I cockslap morals
i was born a porn star she said
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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