I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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