Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
