I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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