I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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