I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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