I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I didn't notice because vodka
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
