Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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