she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She's the barista slut.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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