she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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