youre lurking in front of me
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Holy sore nipples Batman
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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