hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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