This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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