Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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