I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
too bad you live with your parents still
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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