Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Randomize
