youre lurking in front of me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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