Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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