Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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