Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I wish I could punch you in the face.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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