as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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