I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sext me about skeletons
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
