4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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