I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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