Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
