Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize